Fosters Haunted House by Unlucky Fried Kitten

DRINKING FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

IN THIS HOUSE THE FLOORBOARDS ALWAYS CREAK
LOOK, A MOUSE, DID YOU HEAR IT SQUEAK
DUST AND COBWEBS HANGING FROM THE WALLS
BUT WE’RE DRINKING FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

HERE’S A SPIDER EATING ALL THE FLIES
IN THE BED ROOM A GIRL WITH PLUGHOLE EYES
A THOUSAND POUNDS IF WE CAN STAY THE NIGHT
AND WE’RE DRINKING FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

YOU KNOW WE REALLY LOVE IT AND THE GHOSTS ARE THRILLED
REFRESHING FOSTERS ICE AND SUPER-CHILLED
THEY THOUGHT WE WOULDN’T HACK IT BUT WE ALWAYS WILL
DRINKING FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

IN THIS HOUSE THE HANDLES ALWAYS TURN
LATE AT NIGHT THE CANDLES ALWAYS BURN
IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR THE PIANO PLAYS ITSELF
THE GHOST OF MOZART DRINKING FOSTERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

CRUMBLING GRAVES AND PUMPKINS ON THE LAWN
YOU WILL WISH YOU WERE NEVER EVEN BORN
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE
BUT WE’VE GOT OUR FOSTERS LAGER IN OUR HAUNTED HOUSE

YOU KNOW WE REALLY LOVE IT WHEN THE STARS COME OUT
WE DRINK OUR FOSTERS ICE AND WE DANCE ABOUT
THEY THOUGHT WE WOULD BE SCARED BUT IT’S ALL WORKED OUT
COS WE’VE GOT FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

DON’T LOOK NOW, THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE STAIRS
THE GIRL WITH THE PLUGHOLE EYES JUST SITS AND STARES
COVER YOUR EYES AND DON’T FORGET TO SCREAM
SHE’S DRINKING FOSTERS LAGER IN A HAUNTED HOUSE