Snapshot of Life at #34 Unlucky Fried Kitten

A SNAPSHOT OF LIFE AT NUMBER 34

I FLICKED UP THE LATCH ON THE GATE AND I WALKED LIKE A ZOMBIE ON ROUTE TO THE FRONT DOOR. SHE’S A GIRL I LOVED SO DEARLY AND YES SHE LEFT ME AND I’M COMING RIGHT BACK FOR MORE. SHE ASKED ME ROUND FOR CHRISTMAS.GUILTY CONSCIENCE.PROBABLY NOTHING MORE AND I WANT TO SEE HOW SHE’S COPING GET A SNAPSHOT OF LIFE AT NUMBER 34.
THE CATS HAVE GONE,SHE’S CHANGED ALL THE CURTAINS,SHE’S DONE OUT THE HALL WITH LAMINATE FLOORING.NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE,SHE’S PAINTED THE KITCHEN,PRIMROSE AND LIME,EXTREMELY BORING.
THE SHELVES I PUT UP IN THE BATHROOM HAVE DISAPPEARED AND IT’S ALL GONE AMBIENT.MY DVD’S ARE IN BOXES,SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE THEM,I’LL SEND THE NEW GIRL ROUND.I HAVEN’T REALLY GOT ONE BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW THAT SO I’LL LET HER THINK THAT.THERE’S A SUNBED UP IN THE SPARE ROOM WHERE I KEPT THE GO-KART WITH THE 2-STROKE ENGINE.
MY BOOKS HAVE GONE,THE F-F-FISHTANK IS EMPTY,THE TOILET SEAT’S DOWN,THE LID’S OFF THE TOOTHPASTE,THE WINDOWS ARE CLEAN,SHE’S GOT A PINK LEATHER SOFA,INTEREST FREE CREDIT,OFF THE TV.
AND I WOULD NOT CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN FOR YOU,I WOULD NOT TELL YOU LIES COS THAT’S JUST WHAT I DON’T WANT TO DO.AND IF YOU NEED THESE THINGS THEN DON’T CALL ON ME.BECAUSE I WILL BE LONG GONE.
AND I SIT HERE,IN MY ROOM,IT’S WHERE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,TO TALK ABOUT THINGS I CARE ABOUT,IT’S HERE THAT I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT INCARNATION AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,I HAVE THE INCLINATION,TO BE IN ECSTASY,IT’S ALL BECAUSE YOU’RE SO NICE AND YOU TALKED TO ME WHEN NOBODY ELSE DID AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT LOVELY EYES AND YOU LOOKED AT ME,WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DID.
I KICKED UP THE MOSS ON THE PATH AND I MARCHED LIKE A ROBOT TOWARDS THE GARDEN GATE,SHE’S A GIRL I MISS SO CLEARLY,FUCKING SINCERELY’AND SHE WANTS TO BE MY MATE,SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD FORGIVE HER,NOW THAT I’ NOT WITH HER,AND PUT IT ALL DOWN TO FATE,AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GRATEFUL BUT I’M JUST FEELING HATEFUL,UTTERLY TENTH RATE.
MY SELF-ESTEEM HAS GONE UP IN NAPALM,I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE,IT AIN’T TOO PRETTY,IT’S A PLAY FOR TODAY,REALITY SHOWCASE,A KITCHEN-SINK DRAMA,THE NITTY-GRITTY.
AND I WOULD NOT SWIM THE DEEPEST OCEAN FOR YOU,I WOULD NOT RIDE THE RAPIDS IN A CANOE,AND IF YOU WANT THESE THINGS THEN DON’T CALL ON ME,BECAUSE I WILL BE LONG GONE.
THE DOOR SLAMS,THE PHONE RINGS,THE POSTMAN DELIVERS MY MORNING MAIL,THE PAPER BOY SAYS “HELLO ANDY” BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT I’M GOING OFF THE RAILS,THE WORLD CAN TAKE A HIKE,IT’S OH SO UGLY AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,THERE’S NOTHING FOR ME TO LIKE,YOU SEE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,IT’S ALL BECAUSE YOU’RE SO NICE AND YOU TALKED TO ME WHEN NOBODY ELSE DID AND IT’S ALL BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT LOVELY EYES,YOU LOOKED AT ME,WHEN NO-ONE ELSE DID.
I BRICKED UP THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE AND I TORE OUT THE PHONE LEAD AND I SMASHED THE TV SET,I PRAYED FOR CONSOLATION,THEN I HEARD CONVERSATION,FROM WITHIN THE KITCHENETTE,I LIT UP AN OLD CHURCH CANDLE AND I TWISTED THE HANDLE OF THE KITCHEN DOOR,SHE’S BEEN THERE,SHE’S IN THERE,I DON’T CARE,MY MIND PLAYS GAMES SOME MORE.
THE WORLD’S GONE MAD,BUT THAT’S JUST A CONCEPT,DESIGNED TO CREATE,MY OWN DEVOLUTION,LIFE IS GAME,AND SOMETIMES YOU LOSE IT,IF YOU DON’T ABUSE IT,YOU’LL FIND SOLUTION.
THERE’S MORE TO LOVE THAN TELLING LIES TO IMPRESS,YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T NEED TO PROVE MYSELF,TO TAKE THE TEST,AND IF YOU WANT ME BABY,TO BE YOUR MAN,JUST CALL ON ME AND I’LL BE ALONG,JUST CALL ON ME AND I’LL BE ALONG,
DON’ T YOU KNOW THAT I DID NO WRONG?