The Second-Largest Second_Hand Bookshop In England by Unlucky Fried Kitten

THE SECOND-HAND BOOK-SHOP
HAS OPENED IT’S DOORS
WE’VE GOT LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF NOVELS ON
THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
CHECK PAPERBACK WRITERS
TO READ ON THE TRAIN
YOU KNOW IT GETS LONELY ON THE TUBE

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE MIND
COME IN AND LOOK…SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND
BOOKS ABOUT CHEESE
AND DISEASES THAT KILL BEES
SECOND-HAND BOOKS AND SOME HAVE BEEN SIGNED

WE’VE GOT BOOKS FOR THE GARDENERS
THEY CAN FOLLOW THE PLOT
OUR CRIME SECTION’S DWINDLING SWIFTLY
THE SHOPLIFTERS ARE HOT
THE GOOD PREGNANCY GUIDEBOOK
IS LONG OVERDUE
BUT YOU KNOW IT GETS THERE IN THE END

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
COME IN AND LOOK STAY OUT OF THE RAIN
BOOKS ABOUT TRUE LOVE
YOU’LL FIND THEM IN FICTION
SECOND-HAND BOOKS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP
THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
A MINOR CELEBRITY CAME TO OPEN THE DOORS
HE’S NOT ACTUALLY FAMOUS
BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT
I THINK HE READ CATCHER IN THE RYE

WE’VE GOT PICTURESQUE POSTCARDS
WITH COTTAGES THATCHED
WE’VE GOT BOOKS FOR UNTRAINED VIOLINISTS
WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED
TAKE A BOOK ON VACATION
BUT BUY IT HERE FIRST
YOU KNOW IT HELPS TO PAY THE RENT

SECOND-HAND BOOKS, SOME IN LARGE PRINT
UTOPIAN TALES IN MYOPIAN HINT
BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH PECULIAR LIFESTYLES
SECOND-HAND BOOKS , SOME WORTH A MINT

AT OUR SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP
ALL YOUR SEARCHES ARE MADE
ALL MANUSCRIPTS PROFILED AND PACKAGED
AND DULY DESPATCHED
COME ON IN FOR A HARDBACK
TAKE YOUR DUSTJACKETS OFF
DON’T PUSH YOUR GRAMMAR OFF THE BUS

SECOND-HAND BOOKS JUST OPENED THIS WEEK
BOOKS ON ALL SUBJECTS IN LATIN AND GREEK
ESCAPE FROM THE RAT-RACE
YOU CAN PUT ON A BOLD FACE
SECOND-HAND BOOKS, AND SOME ARE ANTIQUE

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GIVE YOUR WIFE A SURPRISE
WITH LORD OF THE RINGS AND LORD OF THE FLIES
WE’RE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE DELIVERY STORE
CALLED GREAT EXPECTATIONS
SECOND-HAND BOOKS

PLEASE COME IN AND BUY