Saturday 23 August 2008

Speed Camera by Unlucky Fried kitten

SPEED CAMERA

I DON’T DRIVE MY MOTOR CAR FOR PLEASURE ANY MORE
IF I DID I PROBABLY COULDN’T TAKE NO MORE
I DON’T REALLY WANNA DRIVE MY CAR ANY MORE
DON’T WANNA SPEND MY TIME SITTING IN A TRAFFIC LANE
I DON’T EVER WANNA READ THE HIGHWAY CODE AGAIN
I DON’T REALLY WANNA HIT THE GAS ANY MORE

SPEED CAMERA, ANOTHER THREE POINTS IN THE CAN
SPEED CAMERA, MEANWHILE SOMEONE MUGS MY GRAN
SPEED CAMERA, AND I THINK YOU WILL AGREE
SPEED CAMERA, THEY WANNA TAKE AWAY MY KEY
BANG GOES THE FLASH
BANG GOES MY CASH

HERE’S ANOTHER CHEQUE WITH MY AUTOGRAPH
YES I’M BANG TO RIGHTS YOU GOT A PHOTOGRAPH
I’M NEVER GONNA DRIVE OVER THIRTY AGAIN
ALL THE FASTER CARS I JUST LET THEM PASS
WHEN I’M EVEN GOOD THERE’S ALWAYS SOMEONE UP MY REAR
I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THE SPEEDO AGAIN

SPEED CAMERA, NOW THEY’VE GOT ME IN THE FRAME
SPEED CAMERA, HAS YOUR MASTER ANY SHAME?
SPEED CAMERA, A LITTLE PRESENT IN THE POST
SPEED CAMERA MAKES ME CHOKE UPON MY TOAST
ZAP GOES THE GUN
GUILTY JOB DONE

YOU LOST YOUR LICENCE FIRST AND THEN YOU LOST YOUR CAR
AND THEN YOU LOST YOUR JOB AND THEN YOU LOST YOUR HOUSE
DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, BUT YOU PROBABLY WILL
I SAW A SHOOTING STAR IN THE SKY LAST NIGHT
BUT ON SECOND GLANCE IT WAS A GATSO LIGHT
DON’T THINK IT’S GONNA CHANGE, NOT IN MY LIFETIME

SPEED CAMERA, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE AIR
SPEED CAMERA, IT’S A LUDICROUS AFFAIR
SPEED CAMERA, IS THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO?
SPEED CAMERA, THEY’RE SNAPPING ME AND SNAPPING YOU
SPEED CAMERA, ALBERT EINSTEIN CAUGHT LAST NIGHT
SPEED CAMERA, FOR DRIVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
SPEED CAMERA, SPEED CAMERA

YOUR CAMERAS ARE A FORM OF INSANITY (engine sto

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